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ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes
ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

Sure, I guess I just imagined it will be easy to find people to cum in their mouths later in my life so I simply ignored this one random opportunity. Had I known how much time will I have to wait to actually cum in someone’s mouth… And how difficult it is to find a random person offering this. It pretty much never happens.

ExLisper, (edited ) to memes in soak and jump hump

In the Netflix show Unorthodox there’s a scene where a girl wants to go out but bunch of neighbours standing at the exit tell her that eruv is broken so she has to go back to her apartment and leave her bags. There’s no explanation given but I’ve read about the eruv thing in the past so I knew what’s going on. I felt smart.

ExLisper, to memes in soak and jump hump

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

ExLisper, to memes in soak and jump hump

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

ExLisper, to memes in Wok 22

I bet her parents’ childhood Chinese take out was just called ‘Wok’.

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

I happened about 20 years ago. I would be nice if it become a meme though.

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

All of them ;)

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

Haha true

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

No, I was young and stupid.

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world…

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

There’s no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That’s it.

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.

ExLisper, to memes in european stereotypes

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

ExLisper, to linuxmemes in usb formatting

Sure, if you’re a little bitch.

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