ExLisper

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ExLisper,

Tiny bit of backstory: I work in Spain so there’s a lot of kissing on the chicks when greeting someone. Spanish people kiss twice, in western countries people kiss 3 times so sometimes there’s a bit of confusion. Anyway, once a girl from Romania met a French co-worker next to my desk. Typical greeting and she says:

  • How do French people kiss?

The guy got a little bit confused and says:

  • Trust me, you don’t want me to show you how the French kiss…

Not really related but I found it extremely funny.

ExLisper,

Once at a railway station in Krakow some polish guy asked me if I would like to cum in his mouth.

ExLisper,

There’s no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That’s it.

ExLisper,

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world…

ExLisper,

No, I was young and stupid.

ExLisper,

Haha true

ExLisper,

All of them ;)

ExLisper,

I happened about 20 years ago. I would be nice if it become a meme though.

ExLisper,

I bet her parents’ childhood Chinese take out was just called ‘Wok’.

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