ExLisper

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ExLisper,

Sure, I guess I just imagined it will be easy to find people to cum in their mouths later in my life so I simply ignored this one random opportunity. Had I known how much time will I have to wait to actually cum in someone’s mouth… And how difficult it is to find a random person offering this. It pretty much never happens.

ExLisper,
ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

ExLisper, (edited )

In the Netflix show Unorthodox there’s a scene where a girl wants to go out but bunch of neighbours standing at the exit tell her that eruv is broken so she has to go back to her apartment and leave her bags. There’s no explanation given but I’ve read about the eruv thing in the past so I knew what’s going on. I felt smart.

ExLisper,

What are you going to do about it, asshole?

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