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Eylrid, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in Polish squirrels have straight ears.

And now you’re-a-peein’?

Eylrid, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in Polish squirrels have straight ears.

Straight squirrels have polish ears

Eylrid, 1 year ago to mildlyinteresting in Two airplanes landing at the same time with close proximity

Landing an airplane from a passenger seat takes mad skill! Respect!

Eylrid, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion

I feel the same way about a lot of different art forms. I like stuff that’s janky with a lot of heart.

Eylrid, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion

Many a sequel is lost in Lake Laogai

Eylrid, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion

Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, etc are corney as fuck, but in a fun way. You can throw shit at the wall as long as you do it in an entertaining way.

Eylrid, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion

So many well known actors play themselves playing the character.

Eylrid, 1 year ago to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage

Still can’t hit that one high note

Eylrid, 1 year ago to risa in I can't believe I'm saying this, but...Engage

slow clap

That was a masterpiece

Eylrid, 1 year ago to memes in What nice vibes

The sun is always down somewhere

Eylrid, 1 year ago to memes in I'll do it tomorrow I swear

I lay my shirts flat on a side table. Much quicker than hanging or folding, and still prevents wrinkles. Socks, underwear, and jeans I don’t fold, but I separate into different piles that go in drawers and shelves.

Eylrid, 1 year ago to risa in Yet they immediately forgot again

That not too far off how they used to program computers with punch cards

Eylrid, 1 year ago to asklemmy in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?

You could still be naked. Who’s going to know?

Eylrid, 1 year ago to risa in Cope

That’s the way to be!

Eylrid, 1 year ago to risa in Sparkly too?

<span style="color:#323232;">Felis Catus 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">is your taxonomic nomenclature 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">An endothermic quadruped 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">carniverous by nature 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Your visual, olfactory, 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">and auditory senses 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Contribute to your hunting skills 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">and natural defenses. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I find myself intrigued 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">by your sub-vocal oscillations 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">A singular development 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">of cat communications 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">That obviates your 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">basic hedonistic predilection 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">For a rhythmic stroking of your fur 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">to demonstrate affection. 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">A tail is quite essential 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">for your acrobatic talents 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You would not be so agile 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">if you lacked its counterbalance 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And when not being utilized 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">to aid in locomotion 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">It often serves to illustrate 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">the state of your emotion 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Oh Spot, 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The complex levels of behavior you display 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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