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FlyingSquid, to comicstrips in Legibility [toonholechris]
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Cattle Decapitation

Now that’s just mean.

FlyingSquid, to memes in Question for God
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Dogs don’t have this issue. I don’t think pneumonia is a serious problem.

FlyingSquid, to memes in Question for God
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Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?

FlyingSquid, to risa in Humanity's achievement
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I also am very interested in Zoroastrianism. There’s something about it, even as an atheist, that I find very appealing.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
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Biden was in the Royal Navy in 1920. He was in his 50s at the time.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
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I saw someone calling Democrats “commusocialists.” That was great.

FlyingSquid, to memes in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
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A (probably drunk) guy at the Canadian-US border slammed his Bentley into a barrier after speeding up for some reason and his car exploded. Republicans decided it was a major terrorist attack and we should close the entire U.S. Canadian border and an Iranian passport was found near the car and all kinds of stupid nonsense.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in coming home on friday when I have 0 responsibilities all weekend
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FlyingSquid, to memes in Chances are never zero.
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FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in TEMET NOSCE
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“You see, we are both platonic solids, but I’m a tetrahedron and she’s an octahedron, so we’re just not sexually compatible.”

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Romance ain't dead
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Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

FlyingSquid, to risa in Sonic Shower Thought: If a super advanced race planted the seeds for humanoid life throughout the galaxy, one of their DNA contributors must have looked like Jeffrey Combs.
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I don’t think so, because the Klingons (or Romulans?) destroyed all life on one of the necessary planets after collecting a sample, which is one of the reasons they all had to share the bits of DNA they collected.

FlyingSquid, to risa in That time Kirk ate a Romulan Edible and told the Guardian of Forever to send him back to the 1968 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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They outlawed them on Romulus because you take too many and you think you’re a Vulcan.

FlyingSquid, to risa in Two days on Risa
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You guys are putting so much more work into Star Trek shitposting compared to what I do.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in There can be many dangers lurking in Africa
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That, sir, madam or other, is a goose.

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