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FlyingSquid, to memes in fr fr ong
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I had never heard that slang for weed before in my life and I was meeting up with an old friend about 10 years ago who was going to get weed for me and he said, “I can get mids.” And I said, “I don’t do pills, man. I’m just interested in weed.” I thought he said “meds.”

FlyingSquid, to memes in fr fr ong
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46 here. It irritates me for reasons I can’t explain.

FlyingSquid, to memes in fr fr ong
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In the 90s, when everyone started using the word fat/phat, I found out from an article that it’s usage that way could be traced back to 1920s jazz musicians. Everything old is new again.

FlyingSquid, to memes in fr fr ong
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I’m Gen-X. My 13-year-old daughter is under instructions to never call me ‘bro’ or ‘bruh.’

My nephew’s do that to my brother-in-law. They also call him ‘dude.’

Dude is weird to me, but calling me ‘bro’ is just wrong. I want to be called Dad or Daddy. She’s mostly okay with that.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.
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Scotty: Aye, it’ll take five hours, but I’ll make it fly in three.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know
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FlyingSquid, to memes in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱
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We live in a world where people get to Facebook by Googling Facebook. You expect way too much of people.

FlyingSquid, to memes in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱
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I have a friend in Iceland who has spent several years teaching himself to read cuneiform for fun.

Also, people from Iceland are fucking weird.

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know
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But- and hear me out- what if you are a stereotypical Italian chef with a big mustache and a chef’s hat and you send it out to the customer? You gotta say, “at’s-a good pizza pie!”

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know
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It’s a 2-for-1 deal! Like Little Caesar’s! Pizza pizza.

FlyingSquid, to mildlyinteresting in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.
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That’s America, buddy. Love it or leave it!

FlyingSquid, to mildlyinteresting in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.
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Only if they duck.

FlyingSquid, to mildlyinteresting in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.
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FlyingSquid, to mildlyinteresting in My local coffee shop has a no birds sign on the door. It is placed at eye height for walking birds.
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“You were warned.”

BANG

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in Male Loneliness
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Plus, I think America is willing to sacrifice Buenos Ares for the war effort.

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