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I like Leonard Nimoy's sense of humor. (www.slashfilm.com)

It seems that the makeup artists on “Star Trek,” without asking beforehand, shaved off Craig’s eyebrows before applying her makeup. Craig was merely laying still in the makeup chair, so it seems the makeup artists could have sandblasted her face and she wouldn’t have noticed. Craig had never shaved her eyebrows before,...

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That’s what Quark sees when he tries to call Moogie. Quark won’t accept any advertising in his bar except for his bar.

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Do you think there are lazy jerks on the Enterprise who only take the turbolift up one deck, holding it up for everyone else?

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Every time that happens, I picture some poor ensign who desperately needs to get somewhere just waiting by the turbolift as Deanna and Picard have a heart-to-heart for 5 minutes.

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Wil’s got a point, guys.

Also, yes get a bigger fence, but also fuck the Prime Directive whenever you feel like it, apparently.

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Neat. I like how it’s like an old-fashioned model kit instead of 3D printed as a single piece. The library where my wife works has a 3D printer and I’m tempted to ask her to print it for us, but I don’t want to take up printing time for patrons who might have a better use.

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I TRUST NO ONE!

(Also, I appreciate it, but I think I’ll just ask her to print it out. It shouldn’t take long when it’s that flat.)

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Shouldn’t have violated the Prime Directive again.

This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist. (i.imgur.com)

I originally posted this on the other site back when I took the picture, and it resulted in a lot of confused comments, especially from Americans, eventually getting removed by overzealous mods. Either way, I promise you that this date does not exist, and has never existed.

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This is correct.

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That doesn’t mean they never expire! Those bagels are months old even if they do expire on a date that doesn’t exist!

Imagine the mold!

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It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

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You can order an adapter for like a dollar on multiple websites. I mean yeah, there’s no Radio Shack anymore, but this seems unnecessary.

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That does make sense, although it would be weird to go to a gig and not have a 1/4" to RCA adapter but happen to have large-gauge copper wire.

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I’m pretty sure George W. Bush is, in fact, a person. And yes, it was an iconic moment. An iconic moment of George W. Bush acting like an idiot and an asshole. Why you think he deserves to be protected from being mocked I don’t know.

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Did you read what I wrote? Because I don’t think you did. The only reason I can think of that you would find mocking George W. Bush on 9/11 offensive is if you voted for him. And if you did, I think we can disregard what you have to say.

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I was an adult on 9/11. I am an American. I watched the second plane hit live on TV.

Bush being told that it happened and sitting there like the moron he is for a long time before excusing himself is not part of the tragedy. It is absolutely something to be mocked. And this is funny.

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Do what I do- leave them in the dryer until you need to use the dryer for something else. Fuck the man!

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Hey, it’s not my fault you are castigating people for mocking George W. Bush. That’s what you’re doing and that’s how I dare.

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Did you actually see their analytics or are you just going with Twitter PR about them?

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Nonsense. All they did was hit refresh. Anyone can do it.

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His claim for suing Media Matters is that ads don’t always appear next to Neo-Nazis, therefore they had to hit refresh until one did.

Which… they never said otherwise? And that doesn’t really change things?

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They contrived a situation that literally happened to nobody else.

How do you know? You’re taking Twitter’s word for it. Why?

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Every time my last boss said, “this should be fun!” I knew I was in for something incredibly, mind-numbingly tedious.

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