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FlyingSquid,
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How can 1 person use 4 plates and 12 forks before dinner in 1 day!?! How!

Don’t judge me!

FlyingSquid,
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What, and bend down?

FlyingSquid,
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Indeed. And it’s celery, not broccoli, although five’s celery wasn’t usually so leafy.

FlyingSquid,
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But what moisture farmers have time to book an appointment on a medical ship when it happens to be in the area (or a quick light jump away)?

Maybe moisture farming is really easy. Maybe Luke spent like three hours a day moisture farming and the rest of the time bullseyeing womp rats in his T16. That’s probably why he’s such a good pilot.

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Patrick Stewart was People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive despite being bald. Frakes never got that cover. I’m just saying.

Also, Picard was able to string Beverly along for years through his charm alone.

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I told my wife and daughter today that I wouldn’t be eating chocolate anymore and when I asked why, I said, “I’ll tell you, but only if you want me to ruin chocolate for you forever.” They opted not to know.

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I don’t know that life on Empire-era Tatooine was quite as bad as life as a woman in Taliban-controlled Afghanistan, but maybe.

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