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All I can think is that’s one bad misaimed diarrhea attack away from seriously needing reupholstering.

FlyingSquid,
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You can wash those.

FlyingSquid,
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when the hottest girls are out of your age range.

I’m 46. I’m married, but if I was single, I find women near my age more attractive than much younger women. The sophistication and poise that can come with age is more attractive to me. I’m not saying I would kick either of the above women out of my bed, but I’d much rather be with someone in their 40s.

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Yeah, that sounds like a good stupid test. “You must be at least this smart to date me.”

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So you’re saying she’s single?

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I was a projectionist when that movie came out. As a consequence, there are parts of that movie that I watched and parts of the audio I couldn’t ignore dozens of times.

Sometimes that didn’t make me hate the movies that came out when I was a projectionist.

This was not one of those times.

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Sure, that’s what Janeway said when she killed Tuvix.

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