Fuck_u_spez_

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Fuck_u_spez_,

Not even allegedly. I could be wrong but I thought he admitted publicly at one point that was the whole idea behind The Boring Co. It might have even been on Rogan. Anyone remember or have a clip? Jamie, pull that up.

Fuck_u_spez_,

That wallet has seen some serious shit.

Fuck_u_spez_,

What speed test are you running that gives its results in bytes?

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

The Lemmy client I’m using thinks your account is -420 years old

Edit: And somehow I managed to take the screenshot at 4:20 AND I’m not even high. Yet.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

Not if it includes an MAOI like the “box” says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

Fuck_u_spez_,

A lot of us don’t take great care of our bodies, unfortunately.

Fuck_u_spez_,

I have some limited electrical engineering experience and don’t like paying other people to do things that I think I can do myself. How likely do you guys think it would be that I’ll end up burning my house down if I try to DIY a small solar installation?

Fuck_u_spez_,

Thanks, that’s encouraging. So is it the roof construction, grid connectivity, or both that requires permits?

Fuck_u_spez_,

youtu.be/JVX01fukAHA

Fuck_u_spez_,

I’m disappointed that there’s not a single comment about dissociating or masturbating.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Or, consider that the ugly ones may be the only ones you’ve actually noticed. The rest would then be working as intended.

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

I’m pretty sure they hit the wrong reply button:

lemmy.world/comment/5434069

Fuck_u_spez_,

That’s not just bloating, that looks like liver distension.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Have you tried shrooms? Genuinely curious. And I don’t mean that as a suggestion, I’m just wondering because I’ve read that psilocybin can dramatically improve symptoms for some people.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can’t free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you’ve broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Cellular peptides, yum.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Even if the charging handle doesn’t catch on that grille and stop it from cycling, it’s still not going to be able to eject shell casings, at least not without jamming.

I don’t know why I’m like this.

Fuck_u_spez_,

You take your common sense and get outta here!

Fuck_u_spez_,

Aww, is that a boxer mix?

Fuck_u_spez_,

I’ve been driving for over twenty years and I still feel awful.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Now I realize it’s probably just a handle to help the dude sit up in bed but for a minute I thought smoker bro was about to get a baguette thrown at his head.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Not that anyone asked or even cares, but you know what really annoys me? Liquid IV. It’s this trendy rehydration beverage with electrolytes and shit. Why does it annoy me? Setting aside the fact that every actual IV is in liquid form, not only is the drink not an actual IV, obviously, but it’s not even a liquid. It’s a fucking powdered drink mix. /rant

Fuck_u_spez_,

IDK I’ve just been snorting mine.

Fuck_u_spez_,

Thanks, I hate Kool-Aid.

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