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Fuck_u_spez_, to risa in Nothing else to say on the matter

Have you tried shrooms? Genuinely curious. And I don’t mean that as a suggestion, I’m just wondering because I’ve read that psilocybin can dramatically improve symptoms for some people.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in For the Motherland!

You take your common sense and get outta here!

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in For the Motherland!

Even if the charging handle doesn’t catch on that grille and stop it from cycling, it’s still not going to be able to eject shell casings, at least not without jamming.

I don’t know why I’m like this.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in Dream Big

IDK I’ve just been snorting mine.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in Dream Big

Not that anyone asked or even cares, but you know what really annoys me? Liquid IV. It’s this trendy rehydration beverage with electrolytes and shit. Why does it annoy me? Setting aside the fact that every actual IV is in liquid form, not only is the drink not an actual IV, obviously, but it’s not even a liquid. It’s a fucking powdered drink mix. /rant

Fuck_u_spez_, to comicstrips in His baby 🫣

Thanks, I hate Kool-Aid.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Ackshually, with only a few exceptions – and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren’t blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

Fuck_u_spez_, to mildlyinteresting in Prices for wifi in the plane (scoot)

I’ll give them the Benny fit of the doubt and assume it’s an autocorrect failure, but yes: !boneappletea

Fuck_u_spez_, to science_memes in Academic Writing Mood Meter

Wow, science sure has advanced since I was in school.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in When your sleep cycle is broken

Groening*

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited ) to piracy in For those who pirate songs, how do you discover new music?

This is why Spotify is the only streaming service I have. Is there a server with >1TB of lossless audio in my basement? Sure, allegedly. Do I want to organize it and build playlists in Plexamp until my fingers bleed? Fuck no, I’d much rather pay $5/mo for a student subscription and tap a few buttons on my phone. Even though as a musician myself it’s nice to know the artists are getting a little kickback, it’s not so much that I’m paying for the music as I am paying for the software.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in My puppy is a goldmine for memes

The funny part about it is that every other combination I tried was already registered months ago on multiple instances, hence the extra underscore.

Fuck_u_spez_, to memes in My puppy is a goldmine for memes

I’ve started buying half a dozen at a time, dumping them all on the floor together, and just letting my two geniuses pick whichever one they want. The younger one always rushes to be the first to grab one and then is immediately dissatisfied when she sees that her sister also got one – apparently one that is even smellier. Does she go back and pick up one of the remaining four hooves that are fair game? Of course not, she sits there brooding for 20 minutes until her sister gets up for a drink and then immediately steals the one she was chewing on.

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