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FuglyDuck, to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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They might look cute and cuddly, but hippos are freaking mean. And they hold grudges longer than a snubbed karen-in-law

FuglyDuck, to cooking in Do You Need To Wash Rice Before Cooking? Here’s The Science
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Do you like eating…. Feces? Dirt? Dead bugs? Feces from dead bugs?

It isn’t just about the arsenic or the quality.

FuglyDuck, (edited ) to science_memes in help
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A lot of it is just months in the field to get that one shot. Maybe even years, and then splicing it together to make a fairly bullshit narrative

Though the Disney Alaska documentary…. With the running of the lemmings (white wilderness).

The scene where the lemmings were supposedly committing mass suicide? Yeah. They were flinging them off a turntable- like the kind used to spread fertilizer or salt.

Well. It did inspire a classic video game. But yeah. Lemmings do run- they just hop down, no suicide.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in i stg
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I’ve had it a few times. it’s… not something I’d go out of my way to eat. unless grandma was cooking it.

…you don’t want to know how much lard was used in that recipe. Which is why hers is so… amazing. funny how that works. fwiw, most of the lard was actually for the pan…but still it’d probably be enough to give your doctor a heart attack.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in i stg
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That is one ugly fish.

I’d bet it fries up as good as any catfish….

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in An unbiased comparison of linux distributions' setup
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Freezer burned wooly mammoth goop.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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I’m not sure most deadly animal is right, but they’re definitely top five. Mothers also supper protective of children and males are hyper territorial.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.
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Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Foolishness
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Anybody brave enough to tell the MS rep this on patch night??

(You have backups, right?)

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is.
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My joke?

No, it’s not original. Not even close. (Just search “ohm resisted” you’ll find plenty of them.

I dunno about the OP, though.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in all head, all the time
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So somebody went and looked at its genetic structure, and compared its structure as it developed from larva and found that each of the limbs (if I understand it correctly) are all head (or heads,) and the tail disappears.

they talk about it here for normies like me. the starfish thing starts at 2:15

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*
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Potatoes work better.

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*
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Failing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;

FuglyDuck, to science_memes in *screams exestentially*
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I read her in the voice of an evil genius.

FuglyDuck, to linuxmemes in Monster
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The is not the question you should be asking.

You should be asking how they got a video of me before I ever sent it to anyone…

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