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They might look cute and cuddly, but hippos are freaking mean. And they hold grudges longer than a snubbed karen-in-law

FuglyDuck,
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Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”

Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”

“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

FuglyDuck,
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My joke?

No, it’s not original. Not even close. (Just search “ohm resisted” you’ll find plenty of them.

I dunno about the OP, though.

FuglyDuck,
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Or any occupation outside an office- and many (most?) inside an office too. (Mail carts are brutal.)

FuglyDuck,
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I read her in the voice of an evil genius.

FuglyDuck,
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Failing that, you can always hook up to the neighbors power meter;

FuglyDuck,
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Potatoes work better.

FuglyDuck,
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So somebody went and looked at its genetic structure, and compared its structure as it developed from larva and found that each of the limbs (if I understand it correctly) are all head (or heads,) and the tail disappears.

they talk about it here for normies like me. the starfish thing starts at 2:15

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