Heisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.
So somebody went and looked at its genetic structure, and compared its structure as it developed from larva and found that each of the limbs (if I understand it correctly) are all head (or heads,) and the tail disappears.
I dunno, still might be aliens with this one. (mander.xyz)
Is it advisable for one who is not an expert on economic and social issues to express views on the subject of traffic law? I believe for a number of reasons that it is. (mander.xyz)
18+ NSFW (mander.xyz)
*screams exestentially* (mander.xyz)
www.smbc-comics.com/comic/science-4
all head, all the time (lemmy.ca)
Scientists couldn’t find the head of the starfish. Turns out, the entire thing is head, it’s the body that is missing.