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GBU_28,

And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

GBU_28,

It’s because Satan still likes all the stuff God likes, he just got kicked out.

So he’s got like, a super fucked up punisher/batman thing going on where he fails to acknowledge his own faults but sees all the sinners arriving in hell as deplorable, and deserving punishment.

GBU_28, (edited )

I eat all my meals standing, unless I’m at a restaurant or something.

I eat at the kitchen counter

GBU_28,

What the fuck are you spouting off about? The other comment was called out for not knowing history

GBU_28,

Shitty, but you could easily tie the time-per-customer to the number of items, then standardize around item-time. Compare that to the number customers, and bob’s your uncle.

GBU_28,

“biosphere”

GBU_28,

Meme is kinda off. The earth doesn’t care at all about pollution, or climate change. The biosphere doesn’t care either (over a long enough timespan). Species will thrive or decline, and adapt to whatever happens next on the planet.

It’s humans who are being suffocated by corporations/pollution/climate change.

GBU_28,

I’m sorry is this to help fart and poop or poop and fart?

GBU_28,

I’m curious, I often see it discussed now that slang and alternative interpretation must be accepted. In general, this is true, as languages change over time naturally.

But based on what you say, it seems like all pretense of language “standards” are deprioritized or discarded…

Am I off base?

GBU_28, (edited )

To expand what I mean:

Not just slang, but chosing to ignore (or not being aware of) grammar rules. Is it possible some are being discarded due to more purposeful disregard? Like, “no one cares to write that way any more”

GBU_28,

Yeah all told the driver and the car did great. Good job to luck showing up as well

GBU_28,

All we know for sure is there’s more than 1. The previous one could be driving very very fast to get back up there and repeat.

GBU_28,

I tasted lots of great brew in Europe, all the IPA is the same imo. Junk.

GBU_28,

IPA is for cleaning hubcaps

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