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Gandarf, to lemmyshitpost in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
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Then you need a new barber.

Gandarf, to movies in Nicolas Cage Ready To Quit Doing Movies: “Maybe Three Or Four More”
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OOOOO YYYYYYE LLLLOOOOO BEEHH RUHHHHHH NUUUUUHHHHH 😀😃😀😃

Gandarf, (edited ) to movies in Nicolas Cage Ready To Quit Doing Movies: “Maybe Three Or Four More”
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Everyone would* be yelling and unhinged. First thought is that The Whitest Kids You Know skit. You know the one. Yes that one, but bigger mouths and smiling.

Gandarf, to memes in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...
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Gravy is something I cannot nail down. I don’t think I’m patient enough.

So, I bought some breakfast sausage links. Cook a few as normal, then maybe break some ground out of the casing and brown. Then add water and flour to thicken/roux? Add pepper? This is my intuition, but I really have no idea what’s right/wrong.

Gandarf, to memes in F.A.S.T.
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Pray for them.

Then grab me a mcrib on the way home, plz.

Gandarf, to memes in They said wake me up at 6 AM
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I mean, if you lick a 9v you definitely feel something. It’s not painful, but it’s not natural or pleasant either.

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