Gradually_Adjusting

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Are you reaching for a username joke here or

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

It’s called the triple alpha process and it’s how you get the building blocks of life

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

In high school, I had a red corduroy coat. I adorned it with patches. I glued Celtic jacquard ribbon to it at the cuffs and hems. I added brass stars and studs to it. I wore it to school and felt really cool. In my mind, I was a wizard.

I’ve never been afraid to stand out, but I’ve learned to do it more judiciously.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

In principle, I agree. But you had to see this jacket, paired as it was with a white boy afro. Truly a diagnosable countenance.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

I promise that if any pictures still exist, then they have been kept against my strict orders. If I find out someone has one I will be forced to become a wizard again to destroy them

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Made a meme in MS Word

You’re not allowed to talk to normies no more

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Thankee

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

When a creator does it, the word is “ineffable”. Just like how when I’m rich, I’ll become eccentric.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

They’ll be beside themselves if this ever gets out. They might be driven to buy multiple motor yachts that they’ll never even clap eyes on, to cope with that

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Please give me access to the holodeck. I am normal and can be trusted to live in a fully immersive AI generated world of my own design. 🥸

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

People are so eating bad candy incorrectly.

Or did you mean the state of discourse in its crudity, and naked obsession with status and frivolity?

That’s fine too as long you eat bad candy correctly.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

As long as we repeat them interestingly I won’t grumble more than necessary

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Vogon music

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

I hope it drives them to drink cheaply.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Is it that bad now? I remember it differently

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

America is big. It’s easy to make generalizations that don’t apply.

A lot of us wear clothes that don’t fit though. That one’s true.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

I would say it’s valid to dislike this as an oversimplification. It’s a super complex series of unintended and intended consequences, bad ideologies, and terrible behavior generally.

They say war is a failure of imagination, and it has been increasingly hard for either of the belligerents to imagine peace.

I think the only humane view we can take as bystanders is to support asylum seekers as much as possible and condemn war crimes no matter who does them. Most people are just caught up in the gears of history. Nobody deserves this.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

I like the ones about soil

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Did they mean “agriculture at a global industrial scale” or “generally all agriculture”?

Is this why all the soil memes?

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

What’s supposed to happen is that if you don’t like that, you run for office and try to pass campaign finance reforms.

That has not been happening so much because campaigning got too expensive unless you already sold out, to oversimplify somewhat.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Nobody’s going to mention the lit stick of dynamite?

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Got it

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago

Someone lost all their Meowmeowbeenz

Gradually_Adjusting, 11 months ago (edited 11 months ago)

Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.

Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous