HotDogFingies

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

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HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

It's only a matter of time :(

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

People hate raisins because they're not chocolate. I enjoy G.O.R.P. on occasion, but I don't eat trail mix for the raisins. I leave most of them behind. They can be a bit much. Ratio of anything to raisin needs to be right. One raisin to five to ten of anything else, otherwise they're just overwhelming.

Olives, on the other hand, are fucking delicious. Hell yeah. Bathe me in their brine-rich kisses.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

Grapes are so much better than raisins, holy shit. And so god damn good with cheese.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

I love oatmeal raisin cookies, hold or majorly reduce the raisins. Cookie part tastes great because oatmeal is awesome.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

I like food. I like memes. I don't hate this.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

Inquiring minds wants to know

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

I dunno what Christmas rice is, but raisins are so much better in savory applications than sweet.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

Growing up poor is fun. Very similar to what we called tuna casserole.

1. Box of elbow macaroni, cooked
2. Can of cream of mushroom soup
3. Can of tuna, drained
4. Can of peas, drained

Dump. Mix. Consume.

I'm still poor, but I don't eat that shit.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

YES.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

I love dried egg noodles. Please, sir, can I have some more?

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

We're dumb and very deserving of ridicule, but let me correct you anyway.

Macaroni and Cheese was introduced to the US by James Hemings, a man enslaved by Thomas Jefferson (our 3rd president), after returning from Italy, where he learned how to do pasta stuff because Tommy just loved noods.

So, yeah. Slavery.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

Nationalism is a bitch.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

Shut up, Grandpa. You're embarrassing me.

HotDogFingies, 10 months ago

I don't think most Americans need a reason.