IHaveTwoCows

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IHaveTwoCows,

This keeps getting proven over and over and yet well still let media amplify fascist fuckwits who say everyone is a lazy goddamn welfare queen

IHaveTwoCows,

You can’t have just one

IHaveTwoCows,

A jpg of a dog’s poompkins turning into a fight about land mass is quality internet

IHaveTwoCows,

CATS EAT MEAT EXCLUSIVELY

IHaveTwoCows,

The problem is that humans bred the brains right out of them. A dog can learn words and a few tricks but will still bark angrily at a leaf and eat it’s own shit.

I love dogs as long as they’re someone else’s …but there are very few I have met who were well-behaved.

IHaveTwoCows,

You are correct. Intelligent dog owners would agree with you. Shitty dog owners take offense.

IHaveTwoCows,

Oh hey, I love you very much so here, I will give you a a rock. It’s on a metal hoop, and that makes you my property. No, we are not penguins.

IHaveTwoCows,

Aramaic

IHaveTwoCows,

Nearly every case I heard about the vax killing people was somebody who was 79 and had poor heart health

IHaveTwoCows,

I love cows. Ciws are awesome. They’re cute, they’re cool, and I will announce them out loud every time I drive by them, even if there’s nobody else in the car to hear it. And they are DELICIOUS

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