JayObey711

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JayObey711,

Why doesn’t he call the avangers is he stupid?

JayObey711, (edited )

My train was stopped in the middle of my ride home because of a terrorist attack, I may have missed the last ever chance to celebrate with my great-grandmother because my entire extended family got COVID, my hometown is desperately trying to prevent a huge flood and when i found out that i would be sad and lonely on christmas my muslim friends ghosted me :) So its a mix of some circumstances.

JayObey711,

Ok, so if I ever meet you in our anarcocapitalist future I will bash your head in and steal your house. Gonna call the police?

JayObey711,

The app looks so good, but it’s 35€

JayObey711,

Yea but you can choose how precise you want your map to be. For me the foil maps don’t really work.

JayObey711,

I’m in the middle of my middle ages module in uni and the professors are beginning to talk about letters from the pope and Karl the great. Should I be worried?

JayObey711,

Where the fuck did you grow up? On Venus?

JayObey711,

Damn that’s tough. Common chicago L I guess.

JayObey711,

She is probably an English major. You was a metaphor.

JayObey711,

My driving instructor told me about a Czech guy who drove to Germany to have fun with his expensive car. He reached well over 300km/h and the local government pressed charges. They claimed that although there is no direct speed limit, drivers are supposed to drive at reasonable speed given all circumstances. But because the man made sure to drive at 4 in the morning on the middle of nowhere all charges where dropped.

330km/h is the sound barrier. Sooo you can legally break the sound barrier on the Autobahn.

JayObey711,

Yeees. But some of the guidelines are confusing. So the basic rule is that you have to keep a “2-second distance”. This is the distance you vehicle would travel in two second without breaking. The Formular is 2x(v²/100). But at lower speeds its a completely different calculation. And when you are waaay faster you are supposed to leave half your speed in metres as a gap. Then there are separate rules for fog and long vehicles and multiple vehicles that drive in a row on one lane roads and all that.

There are also rules for the distance you should keep to the cars and especially bikes next to you and they are different depending on if you are in a “place” or outside of one :)

JayObey711,

Wait fuck. I fucked up. I majored physics in high school. I should know better

JayObey711,

Jap I think I just had an aneurysm

JayObey711,

I’m sowwy. I never meant to hurt anyone. My only goal was to entertain and inspire.

JayObey711,

Wait no. So I’m Shure I got the Formular wrong, but there is one that is specifically for the distance covered per second. And of course time is a cariable because how else would you define speed.

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