JokeDeity

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14 versions and they still haven’t got it right? SMH.

JokeDeity,

Raised a good question with this comment, is it assault?

JokeDeity,

I’m too puss. Especially if they look even remotely like they could put up a fight. I just sit angrily the whole time.

I just deleted my entire library and redownloaded it.

A lot of my files were shitty 480p versions of movies from the Napster days. Now they’re all 1080p, with a few 720p exceptions (mainly tv series episodes). All in all 500 something files in total. Now just watching uTorrent slowly download them all. Hopefully my VPN keeps the eyes off of me…

JokeDeity,

We’re all in there, but we’re not all prizes for death. Sometimes we’re just a mood ring.

JokeDeity,

Is everyone just not using Ublock for some reason? I never seem to see any of these things and I feel like I just followed a link to Know Your Meme fairly recently.

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

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JokeDeity,

Thank you, I have my states ACA insurance which is the only way I’ve seen a doctor (hadn’t seen one in about 15 years before last month). I had never heard about that phone number, I might give it a call later, thank you so much.

JokeDeity,

Nice, very cool, thanks for informing me!

JokeDeity,

I know nothing about your country, is it common to speak English and what’s the native language?

JokeDeity,

😯 What’s extended??

JokeDeity,

This has been my experience in every job I’ve ever had.

JokeDeity,

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

JokeDeity,

More memes like this, a constant stream please, until all the fash lovers fuck off back to Reddit.

JokeDeity,

I had a friend that i guess I slowly drove away by always calling him on his bullshit and amongst the thousands of insane things he did and believed, he legitimately thought that there used to be giants roaming the Earth and he would argue this point intensely.

JokeDeity,

I don’t even use Linux, but isn’t copying and deleting files to simply move them, like super bad in the long run for data integrity?

JokeDeity,

It’s not helpful in any way, but I do not experience boredom. You can leave me with a computer in a room for 2 years and when you come to collect me I’ll just tell you to turn the light off and go away.

JokeDeity,

Better than Revanced? So it can access all my watch history, comments, votes, subscriptions, etc? If not, then it’s not better for me.

JokeDeity,

Chips here meaning french fries in the US, not potato chips, which themselves would be crisps in the UK.

JokeDeity,

It feels like an insult. I’m in Indiana.

JokeDeity,

“Pizza Hawaii” . Where the fuck are you from?

JokeDeity,

Please fucking go back. Who the fuck wants to read these dumbass communist manifestos every time anything gets posted? Do you dorks just search for hot topics to flood?

JokeDeity,

LMFAO, yeah, I’m edgy, not the 14 year old brigade chanting death to America. You’re all literally pathetic.

JokeDeity,

I actually like Linux, but I’m considering just blocking all the Linux communities because it’s so incredibly boring to just see you guys circle jerking all day long. We get it. We all get it.

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