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JustMy2c, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

We have an old bamboo cutting board that my wife bought and it’s been through Hell. It also bears no known emotional or sentimental value (which we’ll get to). Now, it’s all scarred up and soaked in all the odors and stains from years of abuse and neglect. It was also too small, and I always wished it was bigger.

I received a new, XL bamboo cutting board, which was at the top of my wishlist. It was perfect! I bought a fancy oil for it and everything. Then, I tried to lay down some ground rules with the wife for proper use and care of the board to prolong its usefulness by years.

My wife took it as a personal attack that everything she does is wrong. The replacement of the old board was emotionally taken as a replacement of some part of her. Then, she cried. The matter remains unresolved and the board will eventually make its way to either the trash or a new home because it’s now associated with some level of perceived scorn. All I wanted was something nice and to keep it nice. Fuck me, right?

Now, I want to cry.

JustMy2c, to asklemmy in What gifts that you received for Christmas this year are already in the trash?

Better to use a Bible as kindle As to use a Kindle as a bible

JustMy2c, to asklemmy in Why is canned soup often so bad even though soup tends to improve as leftovers?

They choose to use not only Cheap ingredients, but also a whole bunch of chemicals, many of them sweeteners (and add even MORE salt to hide the sweetness) and stabilizers. It’s not really rare commendable for human consumption if you ask me…

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

And actually has some mainard browning. The rice looks ok too.

Dunno why adults eat yellow pasta tho… Must be a marketing truck played on poor people.

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in How to keep a man

Not if he ate the same stuff before as well

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in 4202 g

How else we can grow Manboob?

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in 4202 g

No. It is much, much, much worse.

I quote :

Broilers chickens are specially bred for fast growth and slaughtered when they weigh approximately four pounds, usually between seven and nine weeks of age. Birds between 12 and 20 weeks of age, typically weighing between five and ten pounds, are called roasters

JustMy2c, to memes in I'll be spending Christmas with Lemmy this year, thank you

Something tells me you didn’t read this in a book.

JustMy2c, to asklemmy in Tips on making your data less sellable?

You know he’s the slave and the boss is the master, right? It’s not like HE can tell THEM what do ‘just’ do…

JustMy2c, to historyporn in Color photo of a man and woman in Dagestan, 1904

I got banned from reddit by linking that turkish genocide… I admit it was in a Turkish sub… And I mentioned that turks in Europe get more kids as Europeans (which according to reddit is similar to genocide)

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day

Goooooooood morning Vietnammmmmm

JustMy2c, to risa in Stanley Kubrick is a magician

Going to the moon is easy. Coming back alive is another thing.

But catering for a movie cast (and paying them to keep it on the down low) may be more difficult & costly…

JustMy2c, to memes in This Event is True. Image is false.

With so much fog, nobody wonders why someone is 15min late :D

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

Bet ya they charged him for it tho. As they should.

JustMy2c, to lemmyshitpost in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

I’ve heard if you take a plane, the simulator gets twisted around a bunch and you can experience some Real Shit.

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