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Kiwi_Girl, 1 year ago (edited 3 months ago) to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me? O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image. Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf. May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories. Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.
O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.
Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.
May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.
Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.
Kiwi_Girl, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in The giga crystal I’m sorry, please forgive me!
I’m sorry, please forgive me!
Kiwi_Girl, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in milk Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
Wait, I thought men could produce milk.
Kiwi_Girl, 1 year ago to comicstrips in My Dad is Dracula (and a Cubicle) Can I ask what your position entailed, such that you could work remotely for 3 years?
Can I ask what your position entailed, such that you could work remotely for 3 years?