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LegionEris, to asklemmy in WTF species of spider is this

I talk about these guys and the banana spiders a lot! Banana spiders were so cool.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in WTF species of spider is this

That’s immediately what I thought of. I remember these from the woods when I was a kid.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in What's your favorite instrument that really gets through to you?

<3 Little Mazarn

LegionEris, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

That’s silly. I’m in a really good place personally. My best friend is my assistant manager. I just signed the lease early for another year (starting in May) in my nice apartment that is just a few blocks from my dispensary. We could reasonably be a million dollar a month location by this time next year. I’ve found a Discord where I can make friends with other trans people in my area despite my powerful introversion. And just being a visible trans person in a popular business running a safe place in a conservative area is fighting the good fight! I have integrated the resistance into my life. I have the financial stability to take care of some real life shit that’s in arrears. And despite isolated examples of the opposite, the fact is that people are overall safer, healthier, and freer than they have ever been. I say that as someone who has been attacked in public for being trans. 2024 is going to be good. It’s just going to be extra good for me.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

Two honestly. They’re both kinda big picture, but both are fun and easy and low stakes.

  1. Slow down, settle, nest. 2023 was a wild year filled with change. I got a job that became the focal point of my life, and then I got promoted. That job came with more friends and connections than I’ve ever had. It has been a very full, sometimes overwhelming year. 2024 is going to be my Convenience Store Woman year. I’m gonna settle into my management position, get good at it, and turn this dispensary into a beautiful weed distribution machine.
  2. I’m gonna keep trying for a second romantic partner. It’s gonna be fun because flirting is fun. And the stakes are low because I already have a fantastic, stable relationship with my wife. Failure means continuing the happy life I’m living now. I’ll just keep trying to get the attention of boys with good hair.

2024 is gonna be good, but easier than 2023 plz

LegionEris, to asklemmy in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

To make some sort of major change or take a specific big picture path. The classic “stop smoking/drinking” would be high stakes resolutions.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in If You Had to Worship or be the Champion of an Ancient Greek God/Goddess Which One Would You Pick?

I am already an active practicing Discordian. My work is religious. Every day I distribute a substance that uproots the normal workings of the mind. Hail Eris! Hail Yourself!

LegionEris, to asklemmy in What are some generational differences between millennials and Gen Z ?

I keep seeing report after report that Gen Z keeps falling for internet scams at an alarmingly high rate

…which, I mean, idk, maaaybe?

I feel like very young people are just more likely to get scammed due to lack of life experience. There are just a bunch of new avenues for scammers to access young people. I bet it pans out that it’s not the generation, it’s the age group.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in What could my upstairs neighbor possibly be doing to make this much noise?

We call ours the centaurs who live upstairs sometimes. They’re just some college girls, definitely not disabled or anything. They make just as much noise flying up and down the stairs sometimes. They’re definitely louder than anyone else who has ever lived above or below us. I think they legit do some sort of dance or exercise routine because sometimes it’s very regular, rhythmic. Idk it’s happy sounds. Happy neighbors having a good time don’t usually bother me, no matter how noisy they are. I’m sure I have a limit, but noisy walking and the occasional party isn’t gonna get me there.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in What do you want for Christmas?

Evil T-shirt I <3 Evil. Second Death is incomparable.

LegionEris, to lemmyshitpost in Have yourself a most wonderful time of the year!

Truth. I don’t have to deal with this now, but give me Mariah Carey over “affordable woman who claims to sing like Mariah Carey” any day. There are so, so many bad Christmas covers it is ridiculous. I don’t like Mariah Carey more than anyone else, but she is legitimately talented and skilled. There are worse singers and musicians covering the same songs.

LegionEris, to asklemmy in Do you disable notifications for all your apps?

Nope. I got the ADHD. I need the robot to remind me about things. It’d make some of you sick how many notifications I get. I have notifications turned on for every channel in two Discord servers. Traffic on them is usually slow to modest, but still. Lemmy is the only platform I use daily that isn’t allowed any notifications because I’ve been using forums for about twenty years and don’t often forget to check in here.

LegionEris, to lemmyshitpost in Microchips

Plague, the infestation afflicting the whole muskrat nation.

LegionEris, to comicstrips in Dracula's Cat - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah C Andersen)

My Dad is Dracula and Just Got Mangled Trying to Close His Cat in a Tiny Coffin

LegionEris, to asklemmy in How would you explain Lemmy/Kbin to a Reddit person or to a social media person?

It’s a federated reddit alternative. The most I’ve ever had to elaborate is to clarify that “federated” basically means “decentralized.” I’ve never tried to explain it to someone who can’t figure it out from that.

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