Lemjukes

@Lemjukes@lemm.ee

CEO of Juke LTD.

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Lemjukes,

If you jerk off in a hot enough shower the cum scrambles just like eggs.

Lemjukes,

“Cheese is just milk gone off big time styly.” - Stephen Fry

Lemjukes,

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

Lemjukes,

The only thing new about it is the name.

Lemjukes, (edited )

Regular soap does also kill bacteria with those hydrophobic sides of its molecules by breaking a bacteria or virus’ lipid membrane. I would argue this still a mechanical process though. Antibacterial soaps use a specific chemical, Triclosan, that binds with enzymes within the bacteria that prevent it from reproducing.

Lemjukes,

Outside of antibacterial or germicidal soaps, the cleaning action of washing with soap is 100% mechanical. Soap molecules are asymmetrical and have one side that’s hydrophilic and one side that’s hydrophobic which, when used with water, creates a nifty mechanism that picks up crap on one side and catches a ride on the water molecules with the other side.

Lemjukes,

Trying to understand emotion and faith with logic and reason is a fools errand.

Lemjukes,

Just like ‘mankind’ right? (/s)

Sure, language is changing and guys has been veering neutral since the 70s. But claiming the word is outright “non-gendered” is incorrect imo.

Lemjukes,

oh no, people are talking in the place where people can talk about the thing i posted! how dare they engage with “my content”!

Lemjukes,

big “it’s just a joke, chill bro” energy

Where can a Boomer catch up on current computer/software technology?

I have an eight-year-old laptop that needs replacing and I’m paralyzed. What are the most reliable ones now? Do I need a desktop for CAD? Pros and cons of operating systems (and where do I find them?) Browsers ditto? Where do I find answers that aren’t just product marketing?

Lemjukes,

Nah nah nah nah just make em all draw in the walk in.

Lemjukes,

Yeah, I saw this and thought more like ‘head fally offy’ or ‘screw spinny spinny’.

Lemjukes,

Right but that “queue” is in reference to the stack or list of videos. Not the actual of starting or signaling to start of a video. When you hit play you are cueing a video in the queue.

Lemjukes,

I mean, just racism and impotence really.

Lemjukes,

Something something Technology Connections!

Lemjukes,

Absolutely from the era of ‘training you to be a good checkout monkey store clerk’ and pre ‘we already eliminated those jobs for the sake of profits’ era.

Lemjukes,

Yeah that’s not Felicia Day, her name is Emily Kristopher. This is from Australian sketch comedy YouTube channel, Crackermilk.

Lemjukes,

Idk if it’s on their YouTube channel but this is from an Australian group called crackermilk. youtube.com/

Lemjukes,

I miss pre-ai image generation days already.

Lemjukes,

I should make a correction: this class on writing should actually be taught by Michael Taylor, who clearly has some daddy issues.

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