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LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Humans Against Shitting

I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement

because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in made this up for my wife earlier thought you should all suffer along with her

If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Remember to tip your boss this new years eve

No I will not tip my boss, but everything else in your post is my New Year’s resolution.

LemmyKnowsBest, to asklemmy in Those who chose "never" in a "now or never" moment. How is it going for you?

whenever someone’s putting pressure on you to make a difficult important life altering decision, with the stipulation that the decision must be made immediately, RUN AWAY.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Well thanks Dad

Woof!

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Broccoli

Is this girl a lesbian?

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Iced

I might have the opposite problem that she does. Somehow I ended up being a bartender even though I’ve never touched alcohol in my life, in fact I despise alcohol. When highly-experienced bar patrons would rattle off their requests to me I would give them a blank stare and request them to repeat themselves slowly but talk to me like I’m a 5-year old. Thankfully they obliged and we got through that rough year one minute at a time. Sometimes I even invited the customers to come behind the bar and make their own damn drinks. That was a fun year. Not doing that job ever again.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Why didn't anyone warn me!?

funny how Australia originated as a continent where criminals were banished to.

Hundreds of years later everything has changed and everyone in the world adores Australians.

LemmyKnowsBest, to linuxmemes in When your kids misbehave

I don’t know why I’m subscribed to this community. I never understand any of your posts or comments.

LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, to lemmyshitpost in Is this the new flex?

    Food brands: “Here, hang this whimsical ornament on your tree. While you think you’re being edgy, you’re also advertising for us.”

    LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

    My that’s a dapper ginger though

    LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Sublime

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  • LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Not this guy again

    Speak up if you remember KajaGooGoo was on the music scene long before Gaga

    LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately

    Is there a quiz we can take to help us determine which telescoping-retractable-slimy-eye-snail we identify most with?

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