LemmyKnowsBest

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LemmyKnowsBest,

actually like a real kangaroo pocket.

OMG does it lead to your internal organs, to your womb? 😳

LemmyKnowsBest,

Looks good to me. Make it quick & painless.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

“Bud?” Is that how you address a woman with long flowing hair and a soft gentle voice who wears pink frilly dresses? You’re calling me “Bud?” I’m glad I’m not your wife.

LemmyKnowsBest,

If you’re trying to extinguish her desire for you, good job.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is this girl a lesbian?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I don’t think a diet of berries and shrubs could make a bear that girthy. that bear eats humans. Lots of humans.

LemmyKnowsBest,

everyone gets a gold medal for participating.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They didn’t say you could eat it. You just have to listen to endless speeches about it. Is “food” your final answer?

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m not really barking. I’m sitting here quietly. I typed “woof” with my thumbs. It’s a quote from the movie we’re discussing.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I would argue that prepubescent kids are not as greasy and oily as adults are, and although EVERYONE should shower before getting into jacuzzi, practically NOBODY does unless they are forced to do so and/or extremely fastidious about it.

LemmyKnowsBest,

everything makes sense to me except “hot tubs hate kids.” Please explain what happened

LemmyKnowsBest,

You misspelled “cancel,” so I kept reading your spelling error as “cankle” 🤣

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a5133fec-f198-4b15-aac7-4661080ecd50.jpeg

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

did they have a used hot tub that a previous owner had already used to death?

LemmyKnowsBest,

look at all those lights. Jesus came all over that house. Jesus is the light of the world.

LemmyKnowsBest,

family loving

i guess the typo still makes sense

LemmyKnowsBest,

OP proposed a movement.

And I need a bowel movement.

LemmyKnowsBest,

This really is happening in current events

LemmyKnowsBest,

I may be accidentally joining this … um… movement

because I’ve been procrastinating squeezing out a loaf I’ve had in the chamber for a couple hours

LemmyKnowsBest,

update 12 hours later I finally got it out! Yeah that was an uncomfortable 14 hours.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hooked on phonics

LemmyKnowsBest,

Oh yeah I remember that now, Norm Macdonald was fired from Saturday night live “for not being funny,” and he found it odd when he was invited back a couple years later to give the opening monologue.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I didn’t really know much about him until fairly recently, I remembered when he died and everyone on Reddit was mourning him and I had never really heard of him, but lately I’ve been binge-watching Norm Macdonald clips on YouTube and oh my gosh I’m captivated by him.

kind of similar sense of deadpan captivating humor as Nathan Fielder who I also just recently became aware of and I’m also currently mesmerized by.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Try this compilation okay he’s not absolutely the best comedian to ever grace the planet, and some patience is required to hang on to listening to him until he builds up to the joke, but I just like his personality he is so calm and deadpan, I don’t know why I’m making a post about him but blah blah blah

LemmyKnowsBest,

His deadpan monotone delivery. His ascerbic wit, constant roasting. Steady & intimidating And he never broke or laughed (that I’ve ever seen). A bit of a writing & comedic performance genius in my opinion.

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