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Lexam, to lemmyshitpost in Mouth

You see they want to be eaten.

Lexam, to asklemmy in Tech workers - what did your IT Security team do that made your life hell and had no practical benefit?

Locked down our USB ports. We work on network equipment that we have to use the USB port to log in to locally.

Lexam, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.

Lexam, to memes in Who's really coming for our jobs

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

Lexam, to comicstrips in Second Born Problems - Litterbox Comics

If you are the third child you raise yourself. And don’t expect too many baby pictures.

Lexam, to mildlyinteresting in Aerial view of Holland’s tulip fields

Damn it monitor is broke again.

Lexam, to risa in Bro, I have no fucking idea

This has been proven untrue. A frog will jump out of a pan of boiling water. Which has also proved that we are dumber than frogs.

Lexam, to memes in Hmmmm

“I’m 1/16th Cherokee”

Lexam, to lemmyshitpost in Nicolas Cage through the years

Visited his grave once. It’s really nice.

Lexam, to memes in UBI works too

There’s got to be some conditions. How else do I control the people?

Lexam, to memes in soak and jump hump

Every porn I have ever watched.

Lexam, to comicstrips in Wallets

That’s a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

Lexam, to memes in Panther Missle LAUNCH

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

Lexam, to starwarsmemes in I guess they don't have moisturizers on a moisture farm.

And there is a lot of weather!

Lexam, to memes in Hmmmm

No it’s just some bullshit white people tell themselves.

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