Like a glove. (lemmy.today)
Would you like some ketchup with that? (lemmy.today)
Hope that clears things up (lemmy.today)
Just fuck my shit up (lemmy.today)
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?...
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make (lemmy.today)
They hated him, for he spoke the truth (lemmy.today)
Hop in, boys, we're going on a roadtrip. (lemmy.today)
Surviving the nightmare (lemmy.today)
Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal! (lemmy.today)
Buon giorno (lemmy.today)
Microsoft paid $13B for this tech (lemmy.today)
It's that time of the day again (lemmy.today)
The more you know (lemmy.today)
Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"... (lemmy.today)
Beg your pardon (lemmy.today)
Trying to lose weight? (lemmy.today)
Send help pls (lemmy.today)
Shitposting on the taxpayer's dime (lemmy.today)
Anyone else? (lemmy.today)
I remember (lemmy.today)
The Art of Diplomacy (lemmy.today)
Must be a pissing contest in there (lemmy.today)
TFW even the meat at the store has a better love life than me (lemmy.today)
Is this the new flex? (lemmy.today)
“I can afford pickles you can’t even eat.”