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MajorHavoc, to asklemmy in What are some modern bullshit jobs?

That is so cool. Thank you for sharing it.

It reminds me of what makes me continue to be bearish on BitCoin.

I worked at a pretty advanced technical place, with a woman, let’s call her Janet.

If the system misplaced 2 cents, Janet would hunt you down and make you find it.

All that tech could melt down tomorrow, and I would still do business there, as long as Janet was there.

If the entire world economy collapses, I will still bank with Janet.

If Janet is using pen and paper, I trust that’s good enough for me. If Janet is using one massive Excel file, fine by me. If Janet starts accepting payment in weirdly shaped rocks, I will accept weirdly shaped rocks as payment, too.

And when Janet adopts BitCoin, then I’ll be all-in on BitCoin.

MajorHavoc, to comicstrips in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

I dunno. With enough money, “yes men” can be employed to tell me how much I deserve to be the boss, and books I’m uncomfortable with can be removed from my local library. /s

Edit: But I would never do that. Simple delusions of grandeur are easier to achieve and have fewer network externalities.

MajorHavoc, to comicstrips in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

But maximizing the lie is a perfectly cromulent way to achieve happiness.

MajorHavoc, to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition
MajorHavoc, to mildlyinteresting in Man reviews Whiskey while his wife is packing her stuff and leaving him in the background

Agreed, fellow human. This thread is devoid of emotionless artificial intelligences, attempting to pass themselves off as squishy emotional humans.

MajorHavoc, to upliftingnews in Neighbors call police on boy asking to mow lawns to save for a PS5, officers pitch in to buy him the console

There are some astonishingly sleepy towns in the world.

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