MajorHavoc

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MajorHavoc, (edited )

“Follow my path and you’ll be fine.”

Later, at a Republic Tribunal:

“… and obviously no sane pilot on a training mission would ever consider attempting to navigate those obstactles without weeks of study in advance. And so I exhort the jury not to consider leniency, but to find the defendant guilty of first degree premeditated murder of their wingman pilot in training. The prosecution rests this - quite frankly open-and-shut - case.”

MajorHavoc,

“When… This song… Is gone…!”

MajorHavoc,

I love that episode!

… But… Yeah. It’s not good. It’s kinda great. But not good.

The DCEU ends not with a bang, but a wimper. (lemmy.ml)

10 years after Zod’s snapped neck, Martha, “some kinda Suicide Squad”, CGI moustache, rennouncing your wish, the hiearchy of power changing, and Speed Force PS1 graphics, the DC Extended Universe finally comes to a close. And it ends the same way it started - with a Rotten score....

MajorHavoc,

Yeah. Aquaman is fun. And incredibly derivative.

Critics are still mad they’re being forced to watch “superman, but underwater”. I get that, I feel for them. But I don’t feel for them enough to actually stop giving money to movies like “superman, but underwater”.

MajorHavoc,

For a moment there, I really did see five latinum bars.

MajorHavoc, (edited )

Spoiler tag would be welcome here. I understand that Last Ronin keeps the identity of the remaining turtle under wraps for awhile.

Edit: But that would have been my guess, anyway.

MajorHavoc,

You suck. I had no idea about Vader. What the fuck?! Fuck you.

MajorHavoc,

Not with that attitude! /s

MajorHavoc,

I named most of them Marlin Jr, and Coral Jr, but I guess we can name one of them Nemo.

MajorHavoc,

I will not go!

MajorHavoc,

I would be so okay with this. My grandmother was a boss with a badass gaming rig.

MajorHavoc,

“Officers, you have 2 hours. On your mark, get set, BAKE!”

Oops. I stumbled into a temporal paradox for a moment, there.

MajorHavoc,

That is so cool. Thank you.

MajorHavoc,

I’m also thankful for how humble you are.

MajorHavoc,

“I just serve him warm milk.”

MajorHavoc,

Oh, wow. Neat!

Night Watch is such a good book.

MajorHavoc,

Shoot, if running a ceremonial kshell script every Friday evening makes me a ludite, I’ll be shouting angrily at the cloud any day now.

/s, obviously, beacuse I already yell angrily at the cloud.

MajorHavoc,

Oh! I thought I recognized Mufasa’s voice…

MajorHavoc,

True. But I do wish they would have had Avery Brooks talk over the music, to honor tradition.

“Space: The final frontier. These aren’t voyages at all, and - I don’t understand why Admiral Jellico insists on a log recorded in this format. I have important work that can’t wait. Computer, erase this log and send my regrets to Admiral Jellico.”

MajorHavoc,

Yeah. Their motto isn’t “Kill some humans.”, It’s “Kill all humans.”.

MajorHavoc,

People on the internet suck.

They really do.

MajorHavoc,

Lemmy needs a “Daily Double”, feature, where we each get to double-upvote exactly one post per day.

So that I can double-upvote Ferrets in Turtlenecks.

MajorHavoc,

That is so cool. Thank you for sharing it.

It reminds me of what makes me continue to be bearish on BitCoin.

I worked at a pretty advanced technical place, with a woman, let’s call her Janet.

If the system misplaced 2 cents, Janet would hunt you down and make you find it.

All that tech could melt down tomorrow, and I would still do business there, as long as Janet was there.

If the entire world economy collapses, I will still bank with Janet.

If Janet is using pen and paper, I trust that’s good enough for me. If Janet is using one massive Excel file, fine by me. If Janet starts accepting payment in weirdly shaped rocks, I will accept weirdly shaped rocks as payment, too.

And when Janet adopts BitCoin, then I’ll be all-in on BitCoin.

MajorHavoc,

How to dissolve a senate

MajorHavoc,

There are some astonishingly sleepy towns in the world.

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