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MissJinx, to memes in 2024, welcome!
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The place I put the beers at. I was unloading the car and was putting it on the backyard so I could ask her where would it go.

MissJinx, to memes in 2024, welcome!
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Dude, I went to deliver the beers for the family new years eve party earlier on the 31st and my SIL mande up a fight about nothing as soon as I walked in and told me I shouldn’t go to the party. I paid for the beer! She kept it all and now my family don’t speak to me because “I wasn’t at the party”. 2024 began with me crying alone at home with no money for pizza because I bought beer for everyone. FML

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Anatomy of a shitpost
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Excuse-me, that’s Batman for you sir

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Sales technique
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They are not. I dated my personal trainer a while back and he was very unconfortable. It was lile laying on a rock. On the other hamd he was super hot, just not confy

MissJinx, to memes in Happy dia de los inocentes (I hate it)
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is named in honor of the young children who were slaughtered by order of King Herod

Wtf

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Gaston Glock has died
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If only hitler was there to kill hin

MissJinx, to memes in Pilk
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I knew it as Melmsi

MissJinx, (edited ) to memes in We must resist
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idk what kind of muffin they are feeding this AI but sure is a hairy one

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Sales technique
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Tbf as a woman I never understood those. It’s not like it’s a picture book. If it was a comic book or a story full of pictures, like kids books, it would be a lot more interesting

Btw only noobs like shredded guys. Every woman knows a dad body is a LOT more confortable to spoon with.

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Mama what you done?
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oh man, I just spent 6k to save my dogs life. I don’t even have 1k, much less 6. We are both gonna eat grass for the next 6 month, but we’ll do it together, coz she is great now!

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Two sides to Korea
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wow you really do think that

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Two sides to Korea
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Is there anywhere that wasn’t or isn’t fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Shitty deal
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omg, why 🤮

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Shitty deal
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yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

MissJinx, (edited ) to memes in chop chop
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Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

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