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MrGerrit, to memes in My Music Playlist be like:

What helps a little bit is to turn off automix in the settings.

I think what it does is playing songs that blend/crossover into eachother smoothly. So on the same beat or tone or something like that.

MrGerrit, to lemmyshitpost in 100,000 bungholes probably

I’m the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!

MrGerrit, to lemmyshitpost in Someone been stealing ideas

Little Timmy could be a dumbass sometimes though. Lassie had to get help to rescue him for falling in the well again for the umpth time

MrGerrit, to lemmyshitpost in Someone been stealing ideas

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/87b616ff-3532-49e2-8dbd-f1e3db96045b.jpeg

MrGerrit, to risa in They have a strong psychic connection

“No, this is not the Chinese takeaway!”

MrGerrit, to lemmyshitpost in A fair trade

Falling down - golf course scene

MrGerrit, to lemmyshitpost in Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired

“I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!”

MrGerrit, to baldurs_gate_3 in Baldur’s Gate 3 Slyly Adds Jiggle Physics For D**ks, Balls

Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

MrGerrit, to cyanideandhappiness in Random 9-2-2016

It you never had it, you’re missing out!

MrGerrit, to baldurs_gate_3 in Baldur’s Gate 3 Slyly Adds Jiggle Physics For D**ks, Balls

Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

MrGerrit, to memes in do you guys have this movie?

You could also make one for vpn.

Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: “I’m totally from another country, do you have this movie?”

“Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!”

MrGerrit, (edited ) to memes in Inspired

Reminds me of the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” pictures.

MrGerrit, (edited ) to asklemmy in How would you rate my stick?

You talking about that lightsaber?

MrGerrit, to memes in Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

Foss stands for free and open source software.

You can use the code to make your own fork/version, as long it’s also free and open. Or I’m wrong and somebody will correct me.

MrGerrit, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Just one cup" by PortSherry

A company doctor once asked me how much coffee I drank per day.

I said about 1 sometimes even 2.

“Good, good” he said. Starts saying that the max amount is 2 cups a day. It is bad to drink more than that because of the caffeine, or else your body will make too much adrenaline which in that case causes too much pressure on your muscles.

I quietly stared at him for a good 20 seconds and said: “cups? No no, I mean pots. I drink 1 to 2 pots a day…”

Well, his head almost exploded when he heard that.

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