MyNameIsIgglePiggle

@MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works

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MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

So basically state government

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

What really grinds my gears - literally - is having to have two sets of sockets because America. It’s really gets annoying when you lose your 10mm socket and the other one isn’t quite right, but you can’t work out is 18/32s is close enough and then you bust a nut.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

That’s why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim “no homo” before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn’t want it to get awkward

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.

Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

This way they can scrape the bottom of the barrel salary wise

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

You forgot to be born rich and beautiful. That’s the thing you did wrong.

MyNameIsIgglePiggle,

Just chuck it into chatgpt and tell it how many you want.

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