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NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Fine. Just combine your powers without me.

Heart, while a terribly defined power, was shown to be able to influence animals to do your bidding in a comic.

This motherfucker coulda been rollin’ up on a tide of goddamn bears to these engagements. Shit yeah, gimme that ring, I’m headin’ to the closest zoo.

NakariLexfortaine, to starwarsmemes in I mean Star Trek is not much better

You Star Wars fans sure are a contentious people.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

Do they have an audiobook version?

Bastards illiterate.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case

In my experience, you might annoy the “hardcore” ones, but most people won’t be bothered. Hell, people may honestly join in, so long as you aren’t causing any problems.

A lot of the Faire folk I have met are just happy people are participating and having a good time, and if you put effort into a costume, even better.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in ...sorry

Great, we can qualify Risa as an educational community.

We’re not leaking, we’re teaching.

NakariLexfortaine, to asklemmy in Those of you with lesser-known types of jobs...what do you do?

This is an absolutely boring one, but did you know part of your seatbelt, right now, could just be colored in?

How about your seat cover? Your steering wheel? Some poor bastard had to go get that out of stock, bring it into repair, go over the entire lot, and take a special pencil to color in those little scratches, or mark it as unrepairable.

I was that bastard for awhile. It sucked. 10 hours going over whatever needed checking that day. An “exciting” day meant a defect hit the line and we needed to hunt it down, hopefully without stopping production.

“Repair” can cover a lot of things, and that was the worst repair work I’ve ever done.

NakariLexfortaine, to comicstrips in Gotta be thinking about that reusability

See, you’re only looking at one part of the skeletal recycling economy. Sure, the skull companies only want the skulls, but the rest can be easily sold off to other parts of the industry.

Even within the skull industry, it’s a constant drip down. If a skull isn’t good for the Skull Throne, you send it out to the Cup people, who might send it to Goblet to decide, and so on.

The rest of the body, not even just the skeleton, is dispersed amongst these different branches as needed, and whatever isn’t usable directly can always get shipped off to the pig farm.

It’s quiet a nice, clean system. Wouldn’t you love to be part of such a economic feat?

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in eat the rich

Look there, Zach, a message on the toast!

And in the coffee? Revolution.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in oily surrender

I was thinking “scare them off with UNBRIDLED HEDONISM!”

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Pushing down on you...

Great, now it’s going to be stuck in my head.

Guess it beats hearing the same damn Christmas songs over and over.

NakariLexfortaine, to piracy in I had no idea that you could download movies from the 90ies from archive.org

There’s a wiki of the high seas that may help find a certain archive.

Where the db is, I have zer0 clue.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Hey, it happens. You’re stuck, crawling through some duct work, it’s hot as hell in there so you strip off, then you hit a weak spot. Bam, straight down onto some dick with a cushy pelvis to break your fall.

Saw 3 different men die that way. Terrible way to go.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in It's Capt Gregg

“Y’all ever assimilated Bailey’s out a shoe before?”

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