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NakariLexfortaine, to memes in shocked, I say

Hey, uh…

Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

NakariLexfortaine, to starwarsmemes in I mean Star Trek is not much better

You Star Wars fans sure are a contentious people.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in Next year's Christmas gift for that person in your life that you hate.

Do they have an audiobook version?

Bastards illiterate.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in magic

I can think of at least one.

My dad did that “Become a minister online” shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.

He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and “baptizing” a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in Cowabunga

But other people need that liver!

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

NakariLexfortaine, to chat in Help me find a book series like The Witcher or Assassin's Appentice, I need to forget this world right now! Go to town with recommendations!

The Prince of Nothing series.

A very solid series, dense as fuck, with an intriguing way magic works. Just be aware that there can be a fair bit of talking in-between action scenes, there’s a lot of time spent in political/religious discourse between characters.

Also, birds with human heads! A prostitute finding out who she slept with by the fact he literally has black cum! Too many scenes of people cleaning themselves up after taking their morning shit!

NakariLexfortaine, to asklemmy in Which of the U.S. national parks in this image do you think is the most worth visiting? There are three exceptions.

The Artisan’s Market is worth going to Gatlinburg, but avoid the main strip of the city unless you’re looking to eat. There’s maybe 4 unique shops, the rest are the exact same touristy shit under a different name.

The Knife Works will be busy, also. It doesn’t slow down. Parking will be ass. It’s totally worth it just to go into the downstairs Relic Room.

NakariLexfortaine, to comicstrips in When Fallout asks you to make difficult choices

Hell, they could have tied that into the pre-war backstory even better. A small glimmer of hope of turning the wasteland around, harnessing everything they have done to help fix things. A chance at having your old life back, in some capacity.

They don’t even have to take out the dead spouse/missing kid plotline. Wake up after the last of the systems fail, oh shit, your wife/husband died during all this and your kids gone. Now you’re out in this new world, holding on to a pair of wedding bands as the last piece of your old happier life, lost, confused, and trying to find your way.

There’s still that element of “What happened while I was on ice? Is he still out there?”, could even still tie in to the Institute plot, without making the entire story ride on a rather unfulfilling reveal.

Of course, that would also work better if we could have an actual moment of “Even if Shaun is alive, would he remember me?”. Actually let the character deal with the fact that their child might very well be dead, or that they wouldn’t remember. That they would find an absolute stranger, one who’s been raised in this world, one who isn’t so caught up in “mother” or “father”.

NakariLexfortaine, to lemmyshitpost in milk

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Here you go @bloopernova

Don’t give it life. We all know how it ends.

With “Hate”.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Pushing down on you...

It’s currently jumbling around alongside “Murder at the 18th st garage” and “My Evil Plan”, only occasionally getting cut into by Mariah or Wham.

NakariLexfortaine, to risa in Pushing down on you...

Great, now it’s going to be stuck in my head.

Guess it beats hearing the same damn Christmas songs over and over.

NakariLexfortaine, to science_memes in Comrade

There’s also Hemo-Goblin, the vampire who was created by a white supremacist group for ethnic cleansing in South Africa from The New Guardians.

There’s a reason the best remembered part of that series is Snowflame. He just did copius amounts of cocaine. Hemo-Goblin gave two characters AIDs.

NakariLexfortaine, to memes in oily surrender

I was thinking “scare them off with UNBRIDLED HEDONISM!”

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