NakariLexfortaine

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NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, uh…

Microwaves broken, and we’re out of popcorn.

The issues are related, and it’s Steve’s fault.

NakariLexfortaine,

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…

NakariLexfortaine,

Yours, too?!

Damn them! Stealing our years with the expectation they’ll get to enjoy them. Not in the cheapest retirement home Florida can offer!

NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, we’ve all been there. Sometimes you just feel a bit ogrish.

NakariLexfortaine,

They don’t fall off the edge! They’re gasses! They gather there, that’s why the edges are so foggy. It’s all the gasses built up. Then, when they turn on “the Sun” for the day, the gasses reflect all the heat back across the disc.

When enough build up, they have boats with huge leaf blowers on them. They blow all the gasses around, and make “clouds” to hide what they’re really doing up there.

(This is roughly based off the ramblings of a co-worker I had. He was the first Flat Earther I ever met in person. Good worker, wish Flat Earth was the dumbest of his beliefs.)

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