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I’m literally watching this with my boys for the first time as I type this!

NewEnglandRedshirt,
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Back to the Future. It has been my “watch when I’m sick at home” go-to since I was 12.

NewEnglandRedshirt,
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Someone told me that if I wanted to be a history teacher I should get a degree in special Ed to “make myself more marketable.” It took 14 years to get out of special education and land a job teaching history

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Teaching as a profession sucks ass in general right now… but at least a lot of the special educator-specific bullshit is not my problem anymore. But thank you.

NewEnglandRedshirt,
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There are, in fact, no products in that empty drawer. I promise I’m not hiding them from you, ma’am.

NewEnglandRedshirt,
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Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness… warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I’ve been told)

Marry bread. It’s solid, dependable. Sometimes it’s soft, sometimes it’s a little harder, but it’s always there for you.

Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.

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I'm definitely making more of an effort now, but that's because of how conscious I am about the site needing user interaction.

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Have a friendly upvote, fellow Redugee

NewEnglandRedshirt,
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History teacher here. If this was turned in to me, rhe first thing I'd do is laugh, then have a conversation with the student. If s/he says they'd be ok with me emailing a copy of this to their parents (I'm assuming the parents speak Chinese), then I'd just give them an A for pure gall. If the kid isn't from a Chinese-speaking family, I'd probably still give him/her kudos and then make them turn in whatever they put into Google translate to begin with. But really, this is the kind of malicious compliance I wish my students had the creativity to pull off.

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Exactly. I probably wouldn't actually email it home, just look for the reaction. If they look worried, then yeah, I'd definitely send it home. I've had kids cuss me out in Spanish on papers before, not believing I'd actually translate it and bust them.

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