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So basically, Bosh is Bosh-batons Academy of Magic.

Mastercraft/Amazon Basic brand over here for us squibs too.

Stanley is the dark arts. They own DeWalt, we all pretend DeWalt isn’t just a front for Stanley, but we all know they are sus. Users of Stanley tools are known as Deck Eaters.

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Pretty much everyone has a butthole, it’s the ultimate input/output port.

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Naw buddy, it was less than a week. So many bugs…

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Tubular, even.

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Canada, we’re gonna spend $36 billion building a $5 billion dollar pipeline that will ship heavy bitumen at a loss. Sorry.

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If in!

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This lemming reads.

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For when your duce is so gnarly the lingering stench could soffcate a small child, and there is a lineup outside, and you realise your only option to avoid needing to look the next person in the eye and own your shame is suicide.

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This is the answer.

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Well clearly it’s because the castle defenders of that era were quite sophisticated, but simply don’t dance they just pull up their pants and do the rockaway.

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Who’s to say all raptors for all time have not been similarly delicious? Based on how every bird I’ve eaten so far has been yummy, I’m guessing a breaded, bacon-wrapped V. osmolskae would be tits.

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“…but I have never bothered to check because I hate sand.”

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How to worsen the blood shortage with just two sentences.

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They say the first thing that goes when you lose your hands are your fine motor skillshttps://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/c157b669-9ece-41a1-8ac6-e74500857158.jpeg

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Grooming alert!

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🎵If I had words to make a day for you!🎵

Headless skeletons in China represent the largest known headhunting massacre from Neolithic Asia (www.livescience.com)

Ancient headless skeletons recovered from mass graves in China are the remains of victims who were massacred around 4,100 years ago in headhunting events, including the largest on record from Neolithic Asia, a new study finds....

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“Interpersonal conflict with a high level of cruelty.”

“Brutality exerted on …people.”

Humans haven’t changed much in 4000 years, huh?

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