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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I maybe reboot my computer once a month. Why care?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Probably the japanese one

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
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I’ve never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

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They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.

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