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Perfide, to memes in History memes. Fuck yeah.

We covered Mendel and Punnett squares in 9th grade biology here in the midwest US

Perfide, to asklemmy in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

the movements required for your fingers are moreorless that of your feet in real life skating.

Have you played Sessions? This is how it works in that game too, literally the only difference is your fingers are on analog sticks rather than on the sheet of glass that is your phone screen. The developers ended up including an alternative control scheme more similar to EA’s Skate series because of how intense the learning curve on their control scheme is.

but taking away the actual placement of fingers on the board onscreen would take away an awful lot of the reason people enjoy it

I guess this is where we just have to agree to disagree. I can’t think of any reason I’d find blocking part of my field of view as an enhancement to the experience.

Perfide, (edited ) to asklemmy in Why do people hate on mobile games, call them "not real games" and mock them, when some mobile-exclusive games are the best games I've played?

The default control scheme for the game Sessions is using a controller with 1 foot per analog stick, so that’s covered. I think Skate XL has a control scheme like this too.

Perfide, to memes in What nice vibes

Which was only made because people got incest vibes from the original…

Perfide, to comicstrips in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Do hot tubs count as pools?

Peeing in the hot tub is equal to peeing in 5 pools. Gonna make piss steam and get it everywhere.

Perfide, (edited ) to comicstrips in Are you prepared to be judged? [Martin Rosner]

Poseidon is the God of water, I think he understands how dilution works. Peeing in the ocean? Basically didn’t do anything, essentially untraceable. Peeing in the pool? Nasty af, and easily(ish) detectable.

Perfide, to linuxmemes in It's (usually) already installed

Okay, how are you going to install a browser if you don’t know what to type? Sure, I know FF is Mozilla.Firefox, but not everyone does. And besides, I actually want Vivaldi(…only as an example) instead, which I don’t know the package name for. Without a pre-existing browser or external help, how am I supposed to install Vivaldi?

I’m not disagreeing there should be options on OS setup, firefox being pre-installed with no input is barely better than Edge being pre-installed, but no browser at all by default is just stupid for most people. If we’re going with the idea of options on setup, the no browser at all option should exist, but only if it’s behind at least 1 but preferably 2 “Are you absolutely sure?” confirmation checks.

Perfide, to linuxmemes in It's (usually) already installed

Is vivaldi FOSS now?

No

Perfide, to linuxmemes in It's (usually) already installed

Where the fuck would that be a popular opinion?

Quick! You need to install a program, but you can’t remember the exact name of it. You have no browser installed nor a GUI package manager. What do you do?

Perfide, to memes in Core Values

Not sure how that’s relevant to my comment, but yeah.

Perfide, to memes in Core Values

I don’t. Fuck intubating them, fuck admitting them to the hospital at all, that’s room that could go to treating someone not dying from the consequences of their own actions.

Perfide, to memes in Earth has a cold

Cold winter? We used to get blizzards in October here, now we barely get any snow at all throughout the entirety of winter, and it’s frequently warm enough to be comfortable outside in nothing but a shirt and shorts.

I swear every single year people forget how actually mild winter has become. It got down to -50F here once years ago thanks to the polar vortex and ever since most everyone starts on how “it’s gonna be a really cold winter this year” everytime it drops to the fucking 40-50F range. When you point out they said the same thing last year and it was even milder than when they said it 2 years ago, they often just double down being willfully ignorant and insist last winter was “soooo bad” despite it being warmer on average than Fall was 15 years ago.

Perfide, to memes in Black Friday

It’s so blind people who use screen readers can still enjoy the meme.

Perfide, to memes in He continues to be a treasure

…bootleg iPods? Wouldn’t that just be an mp3 player?

Perfide, to comicstrips in Forever

Please no

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