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Plibbert, to programmer_humor in Good luck web devs

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Plibbert, to memes in what's your best "insecure boss" story?

Got a new boss once my company merged. First round table meeting and he starts attacking our imaging team for not working fast enough, claiming all received requests should and could be boxed and shipped within 48 hours of being received.

After the imaging team kinda fumbled their words, I stepped in and just flat out said that is not true, not of what he said was true. Then explained why. Having to break it down for him that these are office tech workers that support one of the largest teams with the highest turnovers. They don’t have the luxury of sitting down and doing nothing but one thing consistently.

The guys hasn’t spoken to me in almost 2 years sense. Other than “hey I’m sick, hey I’m going on PTO, e.t.c.” he passively snaps at me if I speak up in team meetings now. It’s fuckin hilarious.

Plibbert, to memes in Vegan food: The west vs India

My only problem with Indian food. Whenever I try a restaurants it’s shit. But when my coworkers would bring in a feast on Diwali, it was my favorite time of year.

I can’t find any restaurants that taste even similar to their home cooked meals.

Plibbert, to memes in Really?

Nah I think that’s called depression.

Plibbert, to lemmybewholesome in Soup was sheltered from the storm

Soup looks slightly confused but there for it.

Plibbert, to risa in Ransomware

Hey, they are extra dimensional ghost corpses. There’s a difference.

Plibbert, (edited ) to memes in The Discords I regular, will not even respond...

Hear hear!

Plibbert, to memes in Help please 🥺🥺🥺

Damn. That’s pretty fucked.

Plibbert, to risa in Let me tell you something about Hew-mons

I love how your legit using a screenshot from a scene where this is explained lol.

Plibbert, to memes in Help please 🥺🥺🥺

Lol, no way this is real. Those guys are too well dressed to be crack heads. Maybe the shirtless dude in the middle, maybe.

Plibbert, to bestupdates in OP asks legaladvice for help on escaping her physically abusive husband. He is a cop.

Sadly he’s a police officer in America. So best case he get fired and gets a new job at a department a stone toss away. Most likely nothing happens.

Plibbert, to risa in Weird, right?

Oooooooof. Nice, true.

Plibbert, to memes in How it works

Art

Plibbert, to memes in what's your best "insecure boss" story?

Lol that took me a while, but I see what you did there. Nice lol.

Plibbert, to risa in Weird, right?

Wait a sec, so TNG has Yarr, Voyager is obvious, but who dies in DS9 season 1?

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