@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Poggervania

@Poggervania@kbin.social

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

“They asked me if I knew the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I said I had a Secret Krabby Formula for a patty. They said ahoy, matey!”

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

$50 says she’s just doing that old Volkswagen handsign from those commercials in the 2000s

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Tbh I was kinda sad they killed her off instead of trying to make her an actually useful AI assistant. Seemed like a missed opportunity since her Halo counterpart is an AI as well, and it would’ve been cool to maybe have an AR partner app that would have shown pre-Halo 4 version of her.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

You stop seeding because you are selfish.

I stop seeding because I am selfish.

We are the same.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Dammit OP, I trusted you and fell for your tricks >:(

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

both have people believe humans are part of a greater design

both include some otherworldly figure either observing or mandating how we live our lives

both reject the idea that maybe we’re just fuckin’ here because we are just fuckin’ here

Love how some people are legitimately proving this meme in the comments.

Poggervania, (edited )
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

God is omnipotent, which means they don’t make mistakes.

Actually, no - the dictionary definition of omnipotent is literally being able to do anything. God being faultless is a different thing entirely and depending on how you interpret scripture, that is a false statement. He regrets making humans, so you could argue he sees humans as his own mistake - which is an entirely different kind of fucked-up for another day’s topic.

So whomever is running the simulation would be omnipotent, because they are literally making whatever happens in our universe happen by running a simulation of a universe.

EDIT: meant “everything” instead of “anything” but fuck it

Poggervania, (edited )
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

You haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because you’re thinking life will be depressing from here on out and nothing will improve.

I haven’t said “2024 will be the year” because it’s always “the year” for me regardless of what I say or don’t say.

We are not the same.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

She might be retired, but I’ll never retire beating my meat to her.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Bullshit, Verizon isn’t a victim at all - they fucked up, they should own up to their mistake instead of trying to go “me too!” to a situation where a stalker harassed their customer and their family after giving said stalker the customer’s personal information.

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

Poggervania, (edited )
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Tbh the actual cast and direction of the The Hobbit movies wasn’t that bad, but intentionally drawing out a single book that could’ve been done in 3-4 hours into 3 whole movies in a vain attempt at recapturing the LoTR trilogy’s fame is what made it weaker.

Rings of Power, however, throws out a lot of the stuff that happened in The Second Age and straight-up ignores Tolkien’s works at times. Granted, Amazon didn’t have legal rights to the Silmarillion and the LoTR appendices, but it’s still a shame we basically got a gutted version of what could have been a great show. Galadriel was also pretty boring as your generic “Marvel strong stoic action woman” kind of character.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Dunno if it’s “on track”, but I’m pretty good with my current situation. Able to afford a mortgage for a studio apartment in a HCOL area where real estate is kinda fucked and plateaus at worst for the past few decades and in the process of looking for a better-paying job in the IT sector. Still single since the pandemic but tbh I’m kind of okay with that still for now - probably will enter the dating scene again next year if anything.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

I think Disco Elysium said it best:

One may dye their hair green and wear their grandma's coat all they want. Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead…

So you’ve effectively done what they wanted OP - and I wouldn’t be surprised if this turned out to be some lowkey marketing effort or something tbh.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Easy answer OP: none.

Don’t wear pants, let your legs breathe freely.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Alexander the Great

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Hentry of Skalitz

JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED, HENRY’S COME TO SEE US!

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

By textbook definition, we can consider stuff like Gorillaz, Linkin Park, and Panic! At The Disco as “retro” if the song or album came out 15-20 years ago.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #