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RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to asklemmy in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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Depends on the situation. On the one hand, you can choose to teleport and go anywhere instantly and be able to save time, money, and get tasks done faster. On the other hand, you could choose invisibility to avoid Carl the office dickhead and prank the shitty hr department.

RIP_Cheems, to science_memes in Can't catch me, coppers!!
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“Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.”

RIP_Cheems, to gaming in You know what? I'll just wait...
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Sing it with me now, “You are a pirate…”

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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Did you know the bite force of a hippo is 1820 psi? For comparison, the bite force of a lion is 650 psi, which could easily crush your rib cage as it can only withstand 630 pounds of force.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in These blueberries are getting expensive!
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Do I have autism?

RIP_Cheems, to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.
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Isn’t this also the bird that picked up its prey and drops them from a great height to kill them since it can’t kill with its claws?

RIP_Cheems, to memes in These blueberries are getting expensive!
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It was meant to be light hearted. Sorry for the confusion.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in I value this meme at eleventy billion and won't take a cent less
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You don’t even buy the photo, you buy the hyperlink to the photo. In a sense, your buying the treasure map to gold, but you can’t have the gold.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to science_memes in your time has come, mortal
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NO, I DONT WANT TO KILL MYSELF

RIP_Cheems, to memes in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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Why do you want to hurt the skull dogo?

RIP_Cheems, to memes in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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How else are you going to see the skull dogo?

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) to memes in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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Depending on where in the country, their can be little to no cell service. As for the skull dogo, he comes with the property.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth
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And it failed miserable, at that.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in It's almost like a zombie movie for them
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You can run, but can you never escape us.

RIP_Cheems, to memes in Enjoy your Call of Duty
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410.13 GB? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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