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Sanctus,
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You see, the paperclip maximizer is real. Only, it isn’t paperclips. We are being compressed into currency.

Sanctus,
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The idea that you should put complete freedom above all else has been a disaster for the human race. No, you cannot do whatever you want. No, it does not mean you are a prisoner.

Sanctus,
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The Human OS is not ready to be without borders unfortunately. One day, after the last smog-filled breath of air is forcefully exhumed, and all the world’s treasures fail the last baron of wealth, we will be ready. As long as our hearts are wholly material, the world will stay the same.

Sanctus,
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The sociopaths are the ringleaders. As long as the money flows to their pockets everything is permissible.

Sanctus,
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Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa’s milk. That milk?

Sanctus,
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You better watch out talking like that or you’ll end up with blunt force head trauma and alcohol in your system.

Sanctus,
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Reminder that our dark past is still ongoing.

Sanctus, (edited )
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Lmfao I have nothing to add to this but my unabated laughter. Absolutely amazing.

Sanctus,
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All the original cast came back for Teen Titans Go, it was a silly love letter to the old show.

Sanctus,
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I mean my dick is under my knees so Abraham was packin’ pea shooters.

Sanctus,
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Yesss, yess! Half Orc Barbarian is so much fun. I only wish we had a voice that was basically just growls. Did you drop a hint for that badass sword you can get from the gith peeps in Act 1?

Sanctus,
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It won’t be Risa without you and Stamets. Suppose I’ll just have to follow both of you. Ad aspera per aspera.

Sanctus,
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I’ve heard direct action is therapeutic.

Sanctus,
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The title: :D

The body paragraph: D:

Sanctus,
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I get its been out. But you should spoiler tag that. Its a major plot twist.

Sanctus,
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Cock band, you don’t have to put on the red light

Sanctus,
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Gabdalf: Thats great, Frodo. Hey, so I got this ring. Wanna hold onto it for like fifteen years while I frantically read scrolls in a tower?

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