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Schnitzel_bub

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I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.

You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.

Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.

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They’re only checking if our civilization is still at the talking-out-of-our-asses stage.

Schnitzel_bub,
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Kree!

Schnitzel_bub,
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Exactly, we’re pasta point where adding more puns is funny.

Schnitzel_bub,
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Don’t worry, I already have someone go bring some from the shop. He’s running unusually late though - hope he’s OK.

Schnitzel_bub,
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Who said murder wasn’t funny?

Schnitzel_bub,
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I actually only needed the volumetric farts of about 15 hamsters.

However, I thought it’s not realistic to have them all fart at the same time, so I kept buying more.

Eventually it was a big enough group that it seemed more statistically plausible that 15 of them farted in unison.

I feed them beer and cheese and beans to increase the hypothetical flatulence interval of each hamster.

Also I have found, adding “I don’t know, maybe something startled them and some of them… Went off” helps. I could buy a few more hamsters instead, but times are hard.

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There he is! Come on, angry mob, let’s all fart on this heathen!

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