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SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. They can come too
They can come too
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. I’d like a couple misses as well thanks
I’d like a couple misses as well thanks
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. Beggars can’t be choosers
Beggars can’t be choosers
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies
So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. What work do you do that’s better than orgies?
What work do you do that’s better than orgies?
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more. It’s just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade
It’s just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in I think dancing just isn't for me Doesn’t balance well with how I’m trying to deal with my alcoholism.
Doesn’t balance well with how I’m trying to deal with my alcoholism.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in I think dancing just isn't for me Sadly, the “right headspace” for me involves either several drinks in quick succession, or it being my wedding.
Sadly, the “right headspace” for me involves either several drinks in quick succession, or it being my wedding.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in I think dancing just isn't for me Sit in my chair with my back to the wall Sit in my chair with my back to the wall Sit in my chair with my back to the wall Sit in my chair with my back to the wall
Sit in my chair with my back to the wall
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to upliftingnews in 8 years and still meeting for Thanksgiving It’s not in order to justify our existence, but to merely be able to exist. There are zero guarantees of having our basic needs met; we need money to even have a chance.
It’s not in order to justify our existence, but to merely be able to exist. There are zero guarantees of having our basic needs met; we need money to even have a chance.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it? New theory: the typewriter is in love with you, and will kill its owners in order to stay with you.
New theory: the typewriter is in love with you, and will kill its owners in order to stay with you.
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it? No, they’re super! If you give the typewriter to someone else, either they’ll die or you will … Wait, how much did you use that typewriter before your mother passed?
No, they’re super!
If you give the typewriter to someone else, either they’ll die or you will …
Wait, how much did you use that typewriter before your mother passed?
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in My tradition with the rest of the pastry 🎅🏻🍆😉 If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician
If your discharge is yellow, consult a physician
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to memes in Can't Unsee me were looking
me were looking
SpaceNoodle, 1 year ago to asklemmy in People who own typewriters, what is your favorite use for it? Well, for starters, you don’t type “9n” by accident.
Well, for starters, you don’t type “9n” by accident.