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Spendrill, (edited ) to risa in Why did we even try landing here?

So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure

How amazingly unlikely is your birth

And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space

'Cause there’s bugger-all down here on Earth!

Spendrill, to science_memes in aLiEnS!!1

“Give me a place to stand, and a lever long enough, and I will move the world,”

Spendrill, to memes in Relatable to everyone

Olbas oil, probably.

Spendrill, (edited ) to memes in Relatable to everyone

Brandy is your friend. Well, for one night it’s your friend and the next day you’ll feel awful but at least you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing it was self inflicted rather than some poxy self-replicator making you feel bad.

Spendrill, to memes in He completely betrayed the Constitution you equate to being a Holy Book you lead poisoned Dunce.

I’m enjoying the title more than the meme tbh.

Spendrill, to science_memes in Corvids...

Not only that, corvids understand the concept of zero fucks given.

Spendrill, to memes in Night vs Morning people

He didn’t have a ton of money certainly. It’s fair to say he wasn’t a complete idiot but I think that even the example I’ve given so far argues against any claim to sagacity.

Spendrill, to memes in Night vs Morning people

Well what it ‘proves’ to them is that mankind is supposed to follow the exact same routine that works for them. My Dad was forever saying “Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” Died when he was 45.

Spendrill, to memes in Night vs Morning people

Morning people, in my experience at least, firmly believe that night people are just morning people with insufficient self-discipline.

Spendrill, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How was your day?

Oh thank heavens, he’s smoking. I thought dude was sniffing his fingers.

Spendrill, (edited ) to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

Or yet another way to look at it is that when people are venting it’s not the actual problem that they’re venting about it’s the uncomfortable emotions that come about as a result of problem. Very usually, someone is doing something that makes their lives harder but it is within a very specific environment, e.g. work, school, some kind of committee, where there are rules against settling disputes by right of arms. So even though I might have a really elegant solution for ‘solving’ that particular dispute, what I tend to be listening to long term tends to be, 'Coworkers… can’t live with 'em, can’t kill ‘em’. To which the correct answer is obviously not ‘You could solve that problem with Piranha Solution - removes organic material from the substrate’, it’s ‘Yes, we do have to put up with annoying people for a long time sometimes.’

Spendrill, to risa in Traffic lights

I have a soft spot for Karen Allen but it’s not in the top five John Carpenter films.

Spendrill, to risa in Traffic lights

I did not expect a sick Starman reference today.

Spendrill, to historyporn in POWER MOWER OF THE FUTURE, USA, 1957
Spendrill, to historyporn in POWER MOWER OF THE FUTURE, USA, 1957

Yeah, absolutely do not be sitting on a ride along mower, that doesn’t have an air-conditioned bubble, in shorts. You will have a bad time.

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