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Stamets

@Stamets@startrek.website

30s. Gay. Star Trek lover.

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I’m Canadian.

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Good point. Qatar is beyond wealthy but North Korea repeatedly has to threaten to nuke people in order to get aid packages.

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I’ve got a massive water bottle that I go through like twice a day. Have always loved water. Remember constantly being tested for diabetes because they thought I was just thirsty all the time. Nope. Just love water.

Liquid life baby.

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Oh same here. If my visage could drift through this life with people remembering it like fingerprints on a forgotten handrail then I’d be much better off.

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Or toilet paper/other hygiene products. The first 5 years of my 20s evaporated due to an abusive relationship dumping me into homelessness. I stole more hygiene products than I’d like to admit…

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Correct on every damn count. Even though I have my little digital watch.

Fantastic author with a fantastic set of books. The bit about how humans can fly will always make me laugh my ass off. Apparently we possess the capability of flight but we’re doing it wrong. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Douglas Adams is a fucking genius.

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Those are grippy socks. They’re often given to patients when they’re admitted to hospital. Over the past few years they’ve become synonymous with being admitted to a mental health ward.

The meme is saying that they’re afraid of being honest to their therapist because their therapist might admit them to a psych ward against their will.

Psych Ward Socks | Know Your Meme. A version of the meme I posted is even used in there as an example, funnily enough.

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Anything that ever includes Galaxy Quest is an immediate win from me. Doesn’t help I’ve seen the movie so many times (it’s a movie version of my weighted blanket) that I can vividly hear that ‘exploded’ line in my head.

Fuck you I’ve gotta turn the damn movie on again now.

Now look what you’ve gone and done.

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You’re not wrong about the continuity. Just sort of all over the place at times.

And of course. I’ve got no intentions of spamming the community or anything. I’m not doing it for attention or whatever counts as karma on Lemmy. I just like having an excuse to go through all the stuff I have saved. Plus you get to see a lot of other jokes and stuff from other people. Not to mention the great conversations that could arise from it.

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