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Stern, to memes in *Crickets*
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Throw a post up in asklemmy before you go to sleep and you’ll always wake up with a coupla replies.

The children yearn for the mines; the lemmings yearn for the questions.

Stern, to fuck_cars in insane infrastructure needed
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Been to Chik-Fil-A before, they arent even that great, or at least not especially compelling compared to kfc or popeyes. maybe im missing something though idk.

Stern, to memes in Lemmy Users
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i understand that reference

Stern, to asklemmy in Would you choose invisibility or teleportation?
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Most of the things you want to do with invisibility you can do with teleportation, but likely better. The only exception being hiding in the lockerroom of your preferred gender but bruh, c’mon this isn’t a 80’s movie. Also maybe faking a haunting since the invisibility lets you make stuff “float”.

Wanna be rich or just have loot? Teleport somewhere you know has it. Grab and go.

Wanna kill somebody? Teleport to their bedroom while they sleep and shoot them. Or for the less messy alternative, teleport in, grab them, teleport a hundred feet above Point Nemo, drop 'em, and dip.

Wanna live a life unbothered by anyone? Teleport to the middle of nowhere and slowly bring in supplies. Pop out and back in whenever you feel like it.

Stern, to asklemmy in What kind of wearable device do you want? Assuming it will work and feel like you imagine it would
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Kamen Rider suit, complete with being able to shout, “Henshin!” and transform.

No I will not elaborate.

Stern, to asklemmy in In which scenario would you last longer before being outed as a time traveller?
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I think the language/dialect barrier would be a huge one in either case. To wit, the historical versions of the lords prayer- en.wikipedia.org/…/History_of_the_Lord's_Prayer_i…

Future would be rough with a near complete lack of knowing current cultural norms, lingo, history, and knowing how the three seashells work. Top that off with all the stuff developed in just the past 100 years vs. the amount of progress we could be making in 5 times that length of time, and I feel like the future would be a lot rougher then the past.

In the past you could excuse a minor faux pas by saying you didn’t get off the farm much and maybe folks would just think you were a bit slow. Not being socialized in the present or future? Bit less reasonable.

Stern, to fuck_cars in Parents Of Baby In Carjacked Vehicle Are Suing VW For Refusing To Assist Police
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how is the guy on the phone supposed to know it really is the police on the other side and not just some guy trying to scam his way into a freebie?

Cop only number or internal group to transfer to? Fax number to send a warrant with contact info so VW can call back and investigate if need be? Get the police department number, google to confirm they’re legit, and call back? Thats just off the top of my head.

If VW doesn’t have an option like that its poor design. If the guy didn’t know, poor training. One or both are gonna be resolved now that the spotlight is on them.

Stern, to starwarsmemes in [PW] I miss the concentration powers I had as a youngling
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Progress is progress king.

Stern, to asklemmy in How long would you live if electricity for the whole world went out permanently?
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Depending on tool, electronics might not be an issue. Quads, bikes, mopeds, other two stroke engine type stuff.

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