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StupidBrotherInLaw, to asklemmy in The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

Just wanted to report back that you have changed my life. I sleep like a goddamn baby with my new sleep mask. Thanks!

StupidBrotherInLaw, to asklemmy in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

I’ll take those benzos for you.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to asklemmy in The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

Interesting! Do you find the mask makes a big difference? I just read about them and was giving it some thought.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to asklemmy in The transition from the holiday season back to the normal drudgery is so depressing. Is there any way to make Jan / Feb less depressing?

Adding onto this, I recommend a sunrise alarm. I wake up at 5 am every morning and it makes the transition from sleep much jarring.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to comicstrips in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

It’s like 1950s television - they push the two tubs together to fuck.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to comicstrips in Cialis [Mr Lovenstein]

Your friend either hasn’t told you the entire story or is lying. Viagra, Cialis, and other ED meds won’t cause your penis to burst - human blood pressure is insufficient to pop a penis like a balloon. What may have happened is a penile fracture, where the outer sheath of erectile tissue tears in response to physical injury. Typical drivers of penile fracture are situations that cause the erect penis to bend forcefully, such as falling on an erection.

Taking ED meds without ED will just result in a very firm erection that will likely persist awhile after ejaculation.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to asklemmy in What do you like about socialism?

I’m reasonably certain you’re mixing up capitalism with a free market. Free markets are a feature of capitalism but it’s not the only system that has free markets. Socialism also has free markets.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to asklemmy in What search engine do you recommend that isn't Google or Bing?

Because DDG uses Bing’s API. Basically, you submit a search to DDG, DDG submits that search to Bing, Bing provides results to DDG who repackages them as DDG, then provides that to you.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Like a time capsule

Aww shit. I have a health condition so my wife is extremely likely to outlive me, probably by decades. I should start recording videos for her.

Or should I? I want her to move on after I go and I don’t want to interfere with that. Dying sucks.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to lemmybewholesome in Like a time capsule

Dammit, now I need to explain to the other people I’m at dinner with why I’m crying. Thanks, you’re right and I needed to hear this.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Like a time capsule

I think video is a great idea. I’m going to do one a day, just about what has been going on, five minutes or less. I also need to start keeping a dairy diary, so this will knock out both at once.

Edit: I am not a rancher.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Like a time capsule

This will be my first video. I prank her all the time, it’s in character. I’ll even wear my adult sized Teletubby costume. No one ever expects Tinky Winky.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to memes in I didn’t plan this far ahead

I’ve learned to no longer fear comment notifications thanks to Lemmy. It still has some assholes, but people tend to pile on and call them out on their bad behavior. It’s nice, I like it here.

StupidBrotherInLaw, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

I think some are more exploitative than most. I work in a field that isn’t directly exploitative but effectively facilitates exploitation by others. Fields like advertising directly exploit others.

StupidBrotherInLaw, (edited ) to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

Not my fault they decided to work in an exploitative field.

Abolish slavery? But who will employ the slave masters?!

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